Societies lie. A lot. That’s not new—it’s basically the user manual for civilization. Lies hold hands with tradition, religion, advertising, politics, and whatever your uncle posts on Facebook. As for "monkey see monkey do," you’ve nailed it. Humans are just hairless primates with anxiety disorders and better shoes, mimicking each other in a giant, exhausting pageant of repetition.

But let’s not drag science into this mosh pit. If anything, science is the one nerd in the corner who just wants to explain gravity while everyone else is busy selling you flat tummy tea, manifesting a Tesla or demanding one thousand randomized control trials to believe in vaccines.

So yeah, fairy tales are apparently easier to digest than facts. Because reality, inconveniently, doesn't come with a happy ending or a satisfying three-act structure.

You said:

Photosynthesis is fake news.

ChatGPT said:

Big Chlorophyll has been running a scam for billions of years. Imagine the audacity—claiming that plants can turn sunlight into food. What’s next, trees doing calculus?

Let’s entertain your brave rebellion against biology for a moment. If photosynthesis were fake, then basically every salad, tree, blade of grass, and oxygen molecule you enjoy is also fake. That would make you a deepfake too, floating in a green screen simulation run by ferns. Are you okay with that? 

Photosynthesis is actually one of the few things in life that is weird and real—like platypuses or the fact that cheese is just milk that’s been bullied by bacteria.

LLM