And God said: Send in the clowns. And lo, clowns tumbled out of a clown car. He named this clown species: humans.

He said: let there be Auschwitz. And the clown's noses were red and round, and their shoes were comically large and their bow ties span at great speeds for they lacked the moral seriousness to deal with the Khmer Rouge, the Holocene extinction, serious mental illnesses, natural disasters, poverty, global warming or death camps.

And God said: Send in more clowns.