Field Journal Entry — Homo consumeris domesticus

Habitat:
Observed in the artificial biome known as “supermarket” (Supermarketus fluorescentis), a climate-controlled environment of abundance, characterized by artificial illumination and background mating calls (muzak).

Foraging Behavior:
The subject, hereafter referred to as the Hunter-Gatherer, exhibits scanning patterns along linear pathways (“aisles”). Visual fixation is drawn to brightly colored packages designed to mimic natural cues of ripeness. The Hunter-Gatherer pauses at areas of high caloric density (Sectionus snackicus), sniffing cautiously at packaged prey before securing it within a wheeled carrying implement (Cartus metallicus).

Predatory Strategies:
At the meat counter (Carnivora refrigeratedus), the Hunter-Gatherer demonstrates ritualistic evaluation of prey items encased in transparent skins (plastic). Selection is based not on physical pursuit but on symbolic markers (“price tags”), suggesting an evolved reliance on abstract systems of exchange.

Competition:
Interspecific rivalry occurs at narrow passages, where dominance is asserted by cart positioning and subtle body language. Aggressive displays are rare; instead, dominance is mediated through avoidance behaviors and the occasional passive-aggressive sigh.

Reproductive Display:
Males of the species have been observed brandishing packs of high-protein items (Beef jerkius), while females often select organic produce (Kaleus sanctimonia), possibly as signals of fitness or group identity.

Exit Ritual:
All individuals must pass through the liminal gateway (Checkotus lineus), where an exchange of symbolic tokens (“money” or “cards”) finalizes acquisition. Failure to comply results in loss of resources and potential social ostracism.

Conclusion:
Despite radical environmental shifts from open plains to linoleum savannas, Homo consumeris domesticus retains the core imperatives of its ancestors: locate, secure, and transport resources to the dwelling site for consumption.