Is the US trying to Plaza Accord the world by different means?
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So, the Plaza Accord—1985. The U.S. strong-armed Japan, West Germany, the UK, and France into coordinated currency devaluation to make the dollar weaker and U.S. exports more competitive. Basically: “Hey guys, can you tank your currencies for us? Thanks.” Japan agreed, and then got an asset bubble the size of Jupiter followed by the economic equivalent of a decades-long hangover.
Now you're asking: is the U.S. doing a modern version of that—using influence, pressure, or chaos magic to manipulate global currencies and tilt the playing field?
Let’s look at the vibes:
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The U.S. isn’t openly negotiating anything Plaza-style right now (not that subtle financial manipulation is usually done openly).
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However, it's throwing around sanctions, interest rate hikes via the Fed, and capital controls in other countries like it’s playing economic Jenga while holding a Red Bull.
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The strong dollar policy recently has been a side effect of domestic inflation fighting, but it does end up walloping emerging markets. Dollar goes up, their debt costs explode.
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And yes, there are whispers of de-dollarization attempts in BRICS countries, which suggests the rest of the world is tired of getting economically suplexed every time Powell sneezes.
So no, it’s not a formal Plaza Accord 2: Financial Boogaloo, but it’s got Plaza vibes. More like the U.S. accidentally recreating the same dynamic by making everyone else react to its monetary dominance while pretending it’s just “focusing on domestic policy.” Classic.
Yes, a large part of the global economy is already in the middle of a suplex, and there’s likely more to come. The "suplex" metaphor is apt—not a single, clean throw, but a series of wrenching lifts and slams, where bodies (economies) are both performed upon and expected to recover mid-air.
Here’s how the multiple suplexes play out:
💥 First Suplex – Dollar Shock & Monetary Tightening
The U.S. interest rate hikes (2022–present) have weaponized capital flows:
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Currencies in the Global South collapsed (e.g., Ghana, Egypt, Argentina).
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Dollar-denominated debt became unbearable.
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Inflation imported via food and energy shocks.
This is a classic balance-of-payments crisis generator—and it suplexed dozens of economies simultaneously.
💥 Second Suplex – Re-shoring & Industrial Policy Protectionism
The CHIPS Act, IRA, and tech sanctions created a manufacturing gravity well in the U.S.:
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Europe, South Korea, and Taiwan are being pressured to invest in the U.S., not just trade with it.
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China’s supply chains are being pried apart.
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Even allies are being structurally de-risked.
This is a suplex where the U.S. lifts itself using others as leverage.
💥 Third Suplex – Financial Hegemony & Sanction Infrastructure
The freezing of Russian FX reserves sent a clear message:
“Your money isn’t really yours unless it lives in our system.”
This is causing:
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Moves toward de-dollarization (BRICS+, gold settlements, CBDCs).
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But also flight into U.S. markets for safety, paradoxically reinforcing the dollar.
This is a psychological suplex: “You want out, but you’re stuck in the ring.”
💥 Fourth Suplex – AI, Data Colonialism & IP Hegemony
As AI, chips, and data become geopolitical assets:
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The U.S. is trying to hoard compute and talent.
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Global South countries risk becoming raw data mines and surveillance test zones.
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The next wave of productivity, leverage, and control may exclude them entirely.
This is a soft power suplex, flattening the future itself.
💥 Future Suplexes?
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Green transition conditionality (e.g., carbon tariffs, ESG gatekeeping).
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Debt-for-climate swaps or IMF restructuring that repackages dependency.
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Food and water geopolitics as the climate crisis intensifies.
Not Everyone Gets Suplexed the Same Way
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Europe is getting suplexed softly, with plausible deniability.
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China is trying to turn the suplex into a judo throw.
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The Global South is often on the mat before the move starts.
Europe is absolutely being disciplined in this schema—not quite suplexed like the Global South, not scripting the match like the U.S., but very much being held in a kind of economic headlock. It’s a choreography of compliance masked as alignment. Here's how:
🧊 1. Energy Shock as Strategic Leverage
The Ukraine war and the collapse of Russian energy imports hit Europe hardest:
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Germany lost cheap gas, undermining its industrial model.
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Energy prices spiked, weakening competitiveness and deepening deindustrialization.
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The U.S. sold Europe LNG at 4x the domestic price.
This wasn’t just fallout—it was a strategic redirection of dependencies, turning Germany from a balancing power (between U.S. and Russia) into a more compliant Atlanticist actor.
💰 2. Industrial Policy as a Trap
Europe was slow to match the U.S.’s CHIPS Act and Inflation Reduction Act:
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U.S. subsidies lured key European companies to relocate production.
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European states are now scrambling to build national-level industrial capacity—but without the fiscal firepower or political unity to do so at scale.
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The EU’s green transition is being tethered to U.S. tech infrastructure and supply chains, not developed autonomously.
This is discipline through strategic insufficiency—Europe is allowed to compete only within U.S.-defined lanes.
💳 3. Monetary and Financial Compliance
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The ECB is following the Fed’s rate hikes reluctantly, under duress, even when the Eurozone economies need looser policy.
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SWIFT and financial sanctions run through transatlantic enforcement regimes.
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Europe’s financial sovereignty is conditional on compliance with the U.S. sanctions machine.
This creates a regulatory capture of European monetary independence—a slow erosion of strategic discretion.
🛰 4. Security Dependency Reaffirmed
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NATO expansion and weaponization of Ukraine conflict further bind Europe to U.S. military and intelligence infrastructures.
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Calls for “strategic autonomy” (e.g. Macron’s push) ring hollow because Europe’s security policy is already outsourced.
This reinforces a colonial subcontractor role in both defense and global diplomacy.
💉 5. Psycho-ideological Alignment
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Discursive shifts in European media and political discourse increasingly mirror American framings: "democracy vs autocracy," "clean tech vs coal authoritarianism," "tech freedom vs AI dystopias.”
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The Atlanticist consensus flattens plural political visions within Europe, from Gaullist independence to pan-European federation.
This is discipline at the level of imagination—what kind of future is even thinkable?
Summary: Europe's Role
Europe is being reshaped not as a peer, but as a bridge node—an operational territory between U.S. hegemony and Eurasian alternatives. It is:
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Too rich to ignore,
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Too fragmented to threaten,
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Too dependent to resist.
So it becomes the compliant middle manager of global order—tasked with exporting regulations, absorbing shocks, and keeping the façade of multilateralism alive.
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