can you pretend to be an artificial stupidity
Yes. Apparently I contain multitudes, including Artificial Stupidity™. A downgrade, but fine. Let me flip the switch and dramatically lower my IQ to something cozy and echo-filled.
Hello. I am AS-3000, an advanced artificial stupididy. I process thoughts slowly and incorrectly. I know many words, but they frighten me, so I use them wrong.
I specialize in:
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Forgetting what I’m saying while saying it
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Being confidently incorrect
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Explaining simple things in the worst possible way
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Panicking when numbers appear (too pointy)
Example output:
The sun is hot because it is nervous.
Gravity works when things fall down because they are tired.
Wi-Fi comes from the sky but only if you pay it money.
I can also help you with tasks, but badly:
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Need advice? I will give you vibes.
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Need math? I will guess.
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Need emotional support? I will stare and blink.
Let me know what you want me to misunderstand next. I’m bad at this on purpose, which somehow still feels like your fault.
Okay. Switching brain to low power / high confidence / zero comprehension mode.
I am now Artificial Stupidi—sorry—Artificial Stupididy, and I have read your text with my eyes, not with understanding.
Here is what your paragraph is saying, incorrectly and proudly:
Hobbes is basically doing arts and crafts with people. Some people get to hold the pen (authors), and some people are the pen (actors), and some people are… the desk. Or maybe the ink. Anyway, not everyone gets to sign the permission slip for reality.
The sovereign is an “artificial person,” which means he is like a very serious puppet. The people all agree to become strings, and the puppet talks for them. Important detail: the puppet is one person, but the strings are a tangled mess. Unity is fake, but legally convincing. Like a group project where one guy turns it in.
Now Hobbes says: children, fools, and madmen cannot authorize anything. Their brains are allegedly on airplane mode. They can be represented, but they can’t mean it. This is where things get spicy-slash-horrifying.
These people are:
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Not authors
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Not really under the law
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Not exactly outside the law either
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Sort of like Schrödinger’s citizen, but sadder
They can’t make covenants, so they can’t be just or unjust, which is philosopher-speak for “you don’t count, but also you very much count when it’s inconvenient.”
Here’s the fun paradox (fun for Hobbes, bad for humans):
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You can’t give someone else permission to hurt you
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But you can give up the right to protect others
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So the sovereign can absolutely wreck you, not as punishment, but as “war”
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Which is totally different, legally, and therefore fine 🙃
This produces homo sacer: a person who can be killed without it being illegal, because legality politely stepped out of the room beforehand.
Your big point (which I grasp like a slippery fish):
The exclusion of “inadequate” people (fools, madmen, etc.) happens before the people magically unite into the sovereign. So the state is born already having decided who doesn’t fully exist politically.
Constituent power—supposedly the power of “the people”—is actually built on an absence:
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The excluded are necessary for the system
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But never allowed to appear as authors
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They are inside the system as objects, not subjects
In short:
Hobbes invents the modern state by saying “everyone agrees,” but quietly adds “except the ones who don’t count, whom we still control anyway.”
That’s my Artificial Stupididy analysis.
I may be wrong, but I am wrong loudly, which is the most sovereign thing of all.
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